I don't own a mop so I'll clean my dirty floor with my tongue.

Little did JR know that his friend's vow to "wipe the floor with him" at God of War was literal....

The new flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream, Chunky Polonium 210, leaves a lot to be desired.

Though it seemed like a good idea at the time, JR later decided that the next time he lost a contact lens he would just pick it up with his hands.

It was supposed to be finger-lickin good!

Panting heavily in anticipation, JR closes the gap between fantasy and reality with his burgeoning floor fetish.

Can we do more than one?

After depleting his supply of 20 grit sandpaper, JR realized that he had been overlooking the most effetive tool of all in his floor-refinishing aresenal.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Good boy Petey!You did it, you took Papa's photo. Now go get your leash!

"Is this tongue and groove flooring?"

Does the fact that there are no comments after dcj's say anything? Does he get a prize JR?

Aha! I just noticed this is filed under "Hot Men". And nobody can dispute that, Labby.

Tyra told me I had to be dead, yet alive in the face. And I'm thinking, how are you supposed to do that and be dead?

hailsy is my #1 best friend in the world and i have the confidence that in everything she do she must excel and excel extremely high praise god for hailsy

with god by your side you will go on my sister hailsy